Indifferent Eggs

The room service breakfast menu has a few attractive items, such as
french toast and pancakes, but I've been tempted since arriving here to
order the "Eggs indifferent style". I always assumed it meant they could
prepare eggs in your preferred style, and hence I suggested J ask for
"over-easy" the other day. In response, she was given orange juice and
an omelet, but today I thought I'd try my hand at ordering the eggs.
However, when I dialed the restaurant and asked what styles they could
prepare the eggs, I was told that it was a set dish: scrambled eggs
mixed with vegetables and tomato sauce. Well, it didn't sound bad so I
ordered it anyway, but was somewhat amused that the name on the menu was
pretty accurate; although I wanted eggs over-easy, when they told me
they didn't have that, I was pretty indifferent and got over it easily.
Plus, they really weren't half bad.